Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Take off, eh?

It's official! Canada is the dumbest government in the world! Here's a press release to prove it....from the Canadian press, and if that doesn't put the cork in the bottle of maple syrup, I don't know what does:

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Snappy answers to stupid questions

Today, Christiane Amanpour had the nerve to ask Tony Blair if he thought British policy was responsible for any terrorist activity in either the July 7 or July 21 bombings in London. Microsoft Picture It!, or my lack of expertise therein, prevented me from fully imagining how I would have liked the conversation to go, but I think you get the idea:

"I don't know Christiane; are your poor journalism skills
responsible for the bad rap the media gets these days?"

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The Babe Hits a Homer

Barbara Simpson, WND's "Babe in the Bunker", has a good column this week concerning the jihad still being fought under our naive noses here. An excerpt:

How many times do humans have to be hit on the head before they pay attention?

Oh, I don't know. Let me count the ways: The U.S. Embassy takeover in Iran; the Hezbollah kidnapping of 20 U.S. and other hostages in Lebanon; destruction of the U.S. Embassy in Beirut; destruction of the U.S. military barracks at Beirut airport; truck bombing of the U.S. Embassy in Kuwait; truck bombing of U.S. Embassy annex in Beirut; downing of Kuwait Airways Flight 221; Madrid restaurant bombing of U.S. military; TWA flight 847; the Achille Lauro hijacking; the Rome and Vienna airport bombings; TWA flight 840; West Berlin disco; Pan Am flight downed in Lockerbie, Scotland; the first World Trade Center Bombing; Oklahoma City bombing; car bomb at Riyadh headquarters of U.S. military, Khobar Towers at Dhahran; U.S. embassies at Nairobi and Dar es Salaam; USS Cole,[sic] 9-11; American Consulate in Karachi; attacks in Saudi Arabia of housing compounds, Saudi oil company kidnapping and U.S. Consulate; Madrid trains; the murder of Theo van Gogh; the London bombings.

What's the link? Islamic militants with the stated aim of destroying the West, the United States, Israel, all we've done and all we stand for. They make no bones about it.

The insistance of liberal politicians to paint any of these tragedies as anything other than the responsibilities of the terrorists themselves, and especially to make this the fault of America or Israel, sickens.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Save Seventies Slang!

Men and women of the cusp of the Baby Boom, our heritage is in jeopardy!

There is a very badddd site called IntheSeventies.com that is being pirated by X-ers and post-Xers. Bogart, huh? At least, I don't ever remember hearing "What's Up Homie G-Funk" in high school. Or, "Yo, Wazzup G-unit! Welcome To The Hood Home Slice". Or even "Don't have a cow, man" which I think got its start from Bart Simpson.

There is only one thing to do. Overwhelm the site with appropriate 70's lingo and definitions. Audi 5000! TCB!